Sure, you can always tip my account

I know for a fact that Waffle is merge mining doge with every coin. I also suggested the anonymous button so your name doesn't show in blockfinder, lower daily payout thresholds, and manual payout button (with the 6 cent transaction fee or whatever). I have mined at just about every pool, and once you implement these features, I am sure yours will be the best. The other way pools can beat the average is by devoting some hash to ANY new scrypt coin launch, right at the launch to get the easy low diff blocks and then sell when it eventually gets to bittrex, but in my opinion this should only be done with a new coin that has NO ICO, < 1% pre-mine, and favorable block rewards to the earliest of miners.