
*I've been done shopping for months, and I keep an eye out for bargains all year round.
*Not only am I done shopping, but my gifts are wrapped and ready to go.
*I'm mostly done, but I have a few last minute gifts to grab.
*I still have almost everyone on my list to buy for, and the stress is getting real.
*I was supposed to start shopping already? Doesn't everyone shop on Christmas Eve?
*I'm a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, and I've somehow managed to be a little bit of several of these.
*I don't celebrate winter holidays/participate in gift giving.
